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grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

(via veganvibez)

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

(via graceebooks)

thelastandonlyconsultingtimelord:

romanvs:

love it

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen

(via destineji)

“I can’t go a day without thinking about you, and I bet I don’t ever cross your mind”
— 3:04am thoughts about you. (via afraidofwhatliesbeneath)

(via poorcalypso)

shipsnotdrugs:

so my friend and i were home alone and naturally we ordered a pizza

we had a simple request

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so when the doorbell rang we were super excited but our delivery person was this really confused old guy

he was like, “i’m sorry, but i don’t know what the heck a TARDIS is, so i drew the closest thing i could think of”

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he drew us a tortoise

god bless this man

i gave him a twenty and told him to keep the change

(via lady-dixon)

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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(via c0mically)

awwsheeit:

This always fucking gets me.

(Source: theghastlyordealofcorey, via lady-dixon)

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*

me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

“Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’”
— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(via poorcalypso)

honorary-fangirl:

starkid-nerdfighter:

starkid-nerdfighter:

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

that took too long to figure out

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